Showing posts with label police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Police Decide Not to Scope Out Teen Boner

Sexted girlfriend, abused by police
Yesterday, the Manassas, Virginia police got some national intention with their warrant to inject a 17-year-old with drugs to induce an erection so that they could compare this to a video the young man is alleged to have sent to his 15-year-old girlfriend, after she sent him sexually explicit pictures.

I didn't mention that part yesterday, that she sent pictures. Why haven't the Manassas police forced her to strip, to show that the pictures on his phone really are his girlfriend? Sure, her mother complained, but why aren't both teens being charged with distribution of child pornography?

Let's be serious, if we're going to insane.

Obviously, Virginia should just drop all the charges, maybe put him on a cell-phone less probation until he's 18, and tell him not to show his underage junk to anyone else. USA Today (among other sources) provided the update.

Douglas Keene, the Manassas chief of police, told a local television station
When I found out about it, we determined we would not proceed.
Good call.
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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

The Police Have Boner Comparing Software?

Virginia is clearly not for lovers if they’re still teens. The Washington Post reports that the Manassas, Virginia police are trying to get a 17-year-old boy to get his penis erect on camera so that they compare it that in a video sent to a 15-year-old girl. The girls mother found it and now her daughter’s boyfriend is facing child porn charges. If he is convicted, he would be imprisoned until he is 21 and be a registered sex offender.

The police have already taken pictures of the young man’s penis, feel they need the boner shot to truly make their case. They might be using this as a tactic to get the teen to plead guilty, since the teen’s lawyer was told that if he did plead guilty,

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

How Do You Say "Stop or I'll Shoot" in Esperanto?

There's no indication who distributed the pamphlet, but in its May 27, 1902 edition, The Evening Times of Washington DC dutifully reported on a pamphlet distributed at an international meeting of police chiefs which advocated the use of Esperanto in international law enforcement. I suspect that even in 1902 no fugitive could count on the German police being unable to communicate with the French authorities. "I'm wanted in Berlin, so I'll just slip off to Paris." But that is what the pamphlet alleged is the case.
It was pointed out in a circular which was placed in the hands of all the delegates that one of the greatest obstacles to the police of the world acting as a unit in the detection and surveillance of criminals has always been, and is still the diversity of languages. These lawbreakers, it stated, profit by these difficulties and often escape because of the impossibility of promptly advising officers in all foreign countries to be on the lookout for them, and such would not be the case were there a common language.
No surprise, really, that the document advocated the use of Esperanto. Alas, this seems to be a case of a solution desperately seeking a problem. Not that there aren't problems with language barriers that Esperanto would easily solve, just that this isn't one of them.

The pamphlet set forth the qualifications needed for this international language for police, which of course Esperanto easily fulfilled.
The petitioners stated in the communication that it would be impossible to give in detail the advantages of Esperanto (a language composed by Dr. L. Samenhof, of Warsaw, Russia), but it fulfilled all the conditions required.
We all know that Esperanto did not become the international language of policing, and it was not a matter that the convention took up, no matter how positive a spin the article tried to put on it.
The convention took on action on the proposition on account of pressure of other business, but it is understood that the suggestion met with general approval.
At the time of the convention, Esperanto was not yet 15 years old, and its own convention was still three years in the future.

Oh, and it's "haltu aŭ mi pafos!"

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